Monday, June 8, 2015

Walker's Wimpy Ribs Eating Gloves Shocker!!!

Wisconsinites speechless over Walker's bizarre rib eating behavior. I don't even wanna know what he wears chomping down a brat?


  1. Surprised that Walker's spokeswoman hasn't revealed the obvious reason for the latex gloves. Walker probably volunteered to appear helpful and serve ribs to other party goers whereas such gloves would likely be mandatory for the serving staff.

    Also surprising is that he isn't standing right over the large kettle and dripping spittle onto the rest of the ribs.

  2. non q, he was just finished giving the state of Wisconsin its rectal exam.