Monday, September 29, 2008

Breaking Story: Palin’s Parents Think Daughter Ready to be President! Democurmudgeon admits, “I guess I was Wrong About Her.”

After a disastrous interview with Katie Couric, CBS has the balls to foist this story off as news:

Palin's readiness to be president in the event she and McCain are elected and McCain becomes incapacitated has been widely questioned by Democrats and many in the media.
I would like to note here that many of the most powerful conservative writers and pundits have also come out against the Palin pick. Maybe CBS forgot about that little detail. Now, let’s get back to the stunning revelations CBS uncovered when they interviewed Sarah Palin’s parents.

In an exclusive interview at their home in Wasilla, Alaska, the Heaths told Early Show co-anchor Harry Smith their daughter is, indeed, ready to occupy the Oval Office at a moment's notice. Chuck replied, "She's ready to do anything she wants to be. Yeah, she -- I -- I don't worry about that at all. That's what I'll tell 'em. Yeah. ... You want some honesty, yeah -- yeah, not a typical politician, get her. Yeah. Yeah." Sally added, "She's got that ability to relate to people. She's diplomatic. She can get her point across.
Thank you CBS, for your family values, and hard hitting subject matter. We should all be ashamed for doubting her.

THIS JUST IN: Democurmudgeon’s parents think he’s more than ready to have his own national radio talk show. According to his mom, in a letter she wrote to sister six years ago before they went on vacation, “Yeah, yeah, I don’t know why he wastes his time with that grog (blog) thing, he’s good enough to beat the pants off of Sean Hannity any old day, you know, yeah, that’s for sure, you know.”

Mom, I hope the nation is reading this. My only regret is that you didn’t speak up sooner.

THIS JUST IN: McCain's mom says son ready to be president, and asks voters to do one thing on Nov. 4th:



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