Michelle Malkin is hideous, petty, and loving it...

Still struggling to usurp Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin's over-the-top trash heap of outrageous writings never quite hits its mark.  Although she tries and tries:

As I've mentioned before, healthy lunches for our kids is "control freak" outrageous and just more big government liberalism, but GOP healthy food stamp requirements and drug testing? Make up your confused conservative minds.