With Republican Campaign Ads like this, our Future looks hopeless.

You may have seen a few crazy tea party ads before, but none quit like this one. Watch all the way to the end, so you won't miss one mind bending moment. This ad is the brainchild of Florida Republican congressional candidate Mark Oxner, taking a hallucinogenic view of his Democratic rival, Alan Grayson.

I had no idea my fellow "progressive cronies" were so distopian:

Children used to make lemonade to sell on the street to have fun and make a little bit of money. Until Alan Grayson and his progressive cronies made it impossible for anyone to start a new business, even little children just having fun on a Sunday afternoon.

I'm still looking for his other ad, "featuring the “U.S.S. Obamaboat,” a ship piloted by the president and powered by slave children with oars."