Pages

▼

Monday, May 7, 2012

Wisconsin AG J.B. Van Hollen sells Crime Alert Network and Fear, for just $12.

Wisconsin, along with Minnesota, have decided to warn anyone with an extra $12 a year to spend, about dangerous criminals and crimes being committed right next door. If you're poor, hell, you're probably the one breaking the law.

In an odd choice for a spokesperson, Attorney General J.B. Van Hollen was tapped to hawk the alert, along with a good dose of fear. 

But instead of just posting the ad below, I've added to it, with my own interpretation written in the black letterbox parts of the screen. Hey, it's just truth in advertising.


Instead of providing a service to everyone statewide, "For just $12 per year or 3 cups of your favorite coffee, you can protect your entire family or business."
at

3 comments:

  1. PalliMay 7, 2012 at 1:43 PM

    Will the MJS proudly place this list online or will it be reserved for Republican use only as a ready-made email list to incite havoc at a moment's notice in any neighborhood throughout the state? Perhaps June 9?

    ReplyDelete
  2. DemocurmudgeonMay 7, 2012 at 1:57 PM

    You know, I never thought of that. Good point.

    ReplyDelete
  3. AnonymousMay 7, 2012 at 10:19 PM

    It's another frakking GOP protection racket. They'll not only finger your neighbors and incite you to move or buy a gun, they'll charge you for it.

    ReplyDelete