Another Day in Good Old Conservative Brookfield: Penis Ice Cream, Picture and Naked People.

Here’s news from one of the areas that helped Justice David Prosser get another ten year term, Brookfield. I can’t say it doesn’t sound like fun….

Patch: "Penis and cream and crap." An officer driving past the Culver's restaurant about 5:45 a.m. Aug. 3 found (that) unusual ice cream flavor advertised on its sign. The Aug. 2 flavor had been Cookies and Cream.


A motorist told police Aug. 1 that someone had drawn a large picture of male genitalia in the road on Dexter Court. A neighbor saw and knew the 13-year-old boy who did it. The boy confessed he had used sunscreen to draw the male body part in front of a friend's house on Dexter Court.

A lifeguard called police about 9:52 a.m. Aug. 1 to report she had seen a naked man walking in the woods southwest of the pool, between the park and Pheasant Drive.

And finally:

At Wirth Park South, the smaller southern area of the park located along North Avenue, a patrol officer found a (20 something) couple who was naked in the park about 2:30 a.m. Aug. 5.