After a stunning display of conservative ads showing up on my blog, courtesy of Googles AdSense, I found this bizarre offer that actually brought a smile to my hardened liberal face.
The summer book you can’t live without, LIBERALSTEIN by C. D. Jewell, is describes as a political comedy of monstrous proportions! Here’s how the web site sells itself:
Liberalstein is the story of a wacky scientist who, at the urging of the Covert Democratic National Committee, clones the ideal liberal politician--Frank N. Liberalstein, an extraordinarily handsome, multi-racial candidate with powerful oratorical skills. Yeah, you're right. He sounds a lot like Obama!
After bitter campaign, Liberalstein becomes President. You'll freak when you read his plans for border security and dismantling the military. You'll just love his hot feminazi wife and his nude press conference. You'll be dumbstruck as Liberalstein assembles the most outlandishly "progressive" administration in history.
As the clone begins his presidency, his nervous creator desperately tries to remedy a flaw in Liberalstein's genetic makeup that is certain to lead to mutation and monstrosity--of the most liberal kind!
Liberalstein is truly "fiction of the absurd." It's the funniest political book of this or any election. Click on a link to the right and get your copy today--while we can still laugh.
Here’s an example of the chapter titles:
1. The Cloning Lab: A Dark and Stormy Night
2. He’s Alive!
3. Albore, You Imbecile!
4. Liberalis Maximus
5. Vision of a Postmodern Liberal Utopia
6. A Cloning Frenzy
Can’t wait to buy the book? Well here’s the preview the LIberstein site provides.
Chapter 1 The Cloning Lab: a Dark and Stormy Night
“What a monstrous development!”said Dr. Victor Liberalstein. He covered his eyes and turned away from the TV image of an exultant Dubyah and Laura Bash waving to the crowd.
A brilliant geneticist, Victor was a pudgy man with thick spectacles, thinning hair, and overlarge ears. He and his diminutive clone assistant Albore were sprawled on the sofa in their secret Rockport, Massachusetts, laboratory, watching news reports on the 2004 Presidential election.“Looks like we’re stuck with that numbskull Bash for four more years,” Victor said. “Now I’m more driven than ever to clone the ideal liberal politician.”
“The media kept the suspense going for a day because of Ohio,”said Albore, munching a salty pretzel, “but they finally caved.” One of Victor’s early creations, Albore had been cloned using a crude single donor process. His generative DNA had come from a tear soaked tissue discarded by his namesake–presidential candidate Albert Arnold Bore–after he lost the 2000 election. “Yo,” he said, “would you look at that! Poor John Kerrydull looks like he was hit by a truck.” Early exit polls on November 2, election night, suggested the Democratic challenger would defeat Bash. But those polls had proved to be wrong.
“Turn the TV off,” said Victor, “I can’t stand to watch another minute.”
If you can make it through all the bad puns, maybe I can help the guy sell a few copies. After all, it’s not easy being a struggling writer.
The summer book you can’t live without, LIBERALSTEIN by C. D. Jewell, is describes as a political comedy of monstrous proportions! Here’s how the web site sells itself:
Liberalstein is the story of a wacky scientist who, at the urging of the Covert Democratic National Committee, clones the ideal liberal politician--Frank N. Liberalstein, an extraordinarily handsome, multi-racial candidate with powerful oratorical skills. Yeah, you're right. He sounds a lot like Obama!
After bitter campaign, Liberalstein becomes President. You'll freak when you read his plans for border security and dismantling the military. You'll just love his hot feminazi wife and his nude press conference. You'll be dumbstruck as Liberalstein assembles the most outlandishly "progressive" administration in history.
As the clone begins his presidency, his nervous creator desperately tries to remedy a flaw in Liberalstein's genetic makeup that is certain to lead to mutation and monstrosity--of the most liberal kind!
Liberalstein is truly "fiction of the absurd." It's the funniest political book of this or any election. Click on a link to the right and get your copy today--while we can still laugh.
Here’s an example of the chapter titles:
1. The Cloning Lab: A Dark and Stormy Night
2. He’s Alive!
3. Albore, You Imbecile!
4. Liberalis Maximus
5. Vision of a Postmodern Liberal Utopia
6. A Cloning Frenzy
Can’t wait to buy the book? Well here’s the preview the LIberstein site provides.
Chapter 1 The Cloning Lab: a Dark and Stormy Night
“What a monstrous development!”said Dr. Victor Liberalstein. He covered his eyes and turned away from the TV image of an exultant Dubyah and Laura Bash waving to the crowd.
A brilliant geneticist, Victor was a pudgy man with thick spectacles, thinning hair, and overlarge ears. He and his diminutive clone assistant Albore were sprawled on the sofa in their secret Rockport, Massachusetts, laboratory, watching news reports on the 2004 Presidential election.“Looks like we’re stuck with that numbskull Bash for four more years,” Victor said. “Now I’m more driven than ever to clone the ideal liberal politician.”
“The media kept the suspense going for a day because of Ohio,”said Albore, munching a salty pretzel, “but they finally caved.” One of Victor’s early creations, Albore had been cloned using a crude single donor process. His generative DNA had come from a tear soaked tissue discarded by his namesake–presidential candidate Albert Arnold Bore–after he lost the 2000 election. “Yo,” he said, “would you look at that! Poor John Kerrydull looks like he was hit by a truck.” Early exit polls on November 2, election night, suggested the Democratic challenger would defeat Bash. But those polls had proved to be wrong.
“Turn the TV off,” said Victor, “I can’t stand to watch another minute.”
If you can make it through all the bad puns, maybe I can help the guy sell a few copies. After all, it’s not easy being a struggling writer.
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