tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7183447461205976739.post7606742264601421914..comments2024-02-26T17:13:18.702-06:00Comments on DemoCurmudgeon: Rush Suggests Elizabeth Edwards Mouth Does to Much Talking, Like Most WomenDemocurmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16336177394503335112noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7183447461205976739.post-71302463795559483452008-08-14T18:29:00.000-05:002008-08-14T18:29:00.000-05:00Ode to a CheatJohn Edwards talked about Dad's mill...Ode to a Cheat<BR/><BR/>John Edwards talked about Dad's mill,<BR/>While sleeping with a chick off the pill,<BR/>He lied and fibbed to the MS press,<BR/>And, awoke early to preen and dress.<BR/><BR/>His wife, Elizabeth, knew the lie in 2006,<BR/>But supported John in Iowa while sick, <BR/>They stole Hillary's honest votes daily,<BR/>And laughed on cue, and hiding Rielle.<BR/><BR/>Why did John lie like a cheatin' rat ?<BR/>No "New Deal" for the average Democrat,<BR/>While Obama and Hillary fought on the stump,<BR/>John Edwards watched Rielle grow a bump.<BR/><BR/>Now John's love child is common news,<BR/>And Fred Baron has money to lose,<BR/>Rielle, now nursing, has jetted away,<BR/>Even Geraldo has joined the fray!<BR/><BR/>John's affair has hurt his poor kids,<BR/>More than Clinton's cigars ever did,<BR/>A sordid tale that some call a crock,<BR/>The only winner, a loser named Barack!<BR/><BR/>Like dogs in heat, Edwards did pant,<BR/>Defined forever, just like Hugh Grant,<BR/>Tabloids paid to get the sleeze,<BR/>Is it John's baby, mister please?<BR/><BR/>See Barack in Hawaii like Bobby Vinton,<BR/>Unaware the DNC plans to elect a Clinton,<BR/>Edwards may face time from the tax man,<BR/>But not if a pardon is part of Obama's plan.<BR/><BR/>While Elizabeth cries over her brood,<BR/>Baby mama with John was not a prude, <BR/>Gone the innocent days of Tom Sawyer,<BR/>John gettin' love like a real trial lawyer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com