Thursday, October 9, 2014

Immature Men "stand with Scott Walker."

Why is Scott Walker so popular with men in the recent Marquette University polling? Walker clocks in at 62 percent vs a meager 34% for Mary Burke. Even with registered voters, Walker’s love fest with men is still a decent 54% to Burke's 39 percent? Why?

The following study, with map, reveals the obvious answer: "Which U.S. States Have the Most Immature Men?" There we are, rated 10th for immature men. Knew it...

Walker is close to being reelected by guys with the following qualifications. I'm guessing unemployed men are blaming themselves and not Walker's policies:
Estately set out to determine which states have a higher percentage of adult males still sleeping between their childhood Star Wars sheets by using these (typically male) immaturity measurements…
No Job (unemployment rate for each state)

Fantasy Football Enthusiasm (expressed interest for fantasy football by male Facebook users ages 25-65 in each state)

Beer Pong Enthusiasm  (expressed interest for beer pong by male Facebook users ages 25-65 in each state)

Video Game Enthusiasm (expressed interest for video games by male Facebook users ages 25-65 in each state)

Enthusiasm for watching The Family Guy (expressed interest for The Family Guy by male Facebook users ages 25-65 in each state)

Porn Viewership (number of porn downloads per capita in each state)
In the end we discovered the country’s most immature men are congregated in the Midwest, Great Lakes, Southwest, and Appalachia. 


Anonymous said...

I'm a Wisconsin woman, and I would never say the men around me are immature. But I sure feel annoyed when I see the polls. I ask my (male) partner, "What's WRONG with your gender?" Thank goodness my partner is not a Walker supporter.

But seriously, what in the heck is going on? Why would so many men in this state support Walker, who in my opinion, is a corrupt, self-serving dimwit?

Democurmudgeon said...

I can't figure it out either, that's why I'm going with this theory.