What happens when a bunch of ladies with breasts of different sizes take their shirts off and run? Besides boners? Dr. Joanna Scurr of the University of Portsmouth has made it her life's work to develop the perfect sports bra.
Her latest study, "Predictors of Three-Dimensional Breast Kinematics during Bare-Breasted Running" was just published in Medicine and Science in Sports and Exercise found, basically, that when you put a topless woman on a treadmill and have her run for awhile, the bigger her breasts, the more they'll jiggle around. While this sounds very Department of No Shit, Scurr's findings will help clothing manufacturers understand that larger sized sports bras must be made with larger amounts of support, lest big breasted women be left flopping uncomfortably. Science!
Higgs boson, meet Higgs bosom.
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Bra Technology Studied.
I hope this wasn't another one of those big government, liberal, taxpayer supported studies Republicans love to whine about. Jezebel, one of the wittiest and sarcastic web sites around, brings us another look at the mundane…but in the most sensational way: